This is Martin Freeman’s excellent “Frat Boy” look. What charm! What grace! What a dignified mustache! All he’s missing is a red cup and he’s ready for a keg stand.

At the premiere for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

THIS is how a hipster does red carpet, y’all. Look at that casual arm-lean. Wicker hat perched at a jaunty angle. His wife is even wearing Coverse flats. Martin Freeman sees your black tailored suit and thinks, “Man, that was SO last year’s BAFTAs.”

[Second picture is added for gratuitous tongue. You’re welcome.]

Mmmm. Young Martin Freeman.

Okay, Martin Freeman, in the spirit of the holiday that has just passed, I will restrain myself to shaking my head fondly at your 70’s crocheted poncho-jumper that you probably got from some hole-in-the-wall, you’ve-never-heard-of-it vintage place.

Also, we see you with your adorable wife and your adorable tree. The dog accessory is a bit much.

Two words: KNITTED TIE.

Guys, this jacket. Can we talk about this adorable jacket? Baby blue, looks like corduroy, perhaps a whole size too large. It’s all wrinkled because he couldn’t be bovvered. This jacket looks like something a high schooler would wear to a Speech&Debate tournament. So what does he pair this jacket with? Beige pants and a red plaid tie with MATCHING POCKET SQUARE.

WHAT. A. DOLL. This is what MF was wearing on the first day of filming for “The Hobbit”, as seen from PJ’s first production video-diary-blog thing. MARTIN FREEMAN WOULD BE DRESSING TO IMPRESS, BUT HE GIVES NO FUCKS.

(Also, I bet he’s got a whole sandwich hidden in that enormous pocket, what is that, it’s practically the size of his head.)

Martin Freeman’s Adorkable Clothes